Height of Insult on FB
Height of Insult on FB *
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GirL : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts &
Photos?"
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BoY : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them
aLL..!!! " :-P :D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 667 views
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