Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai
Biwi (Wife): Tum sotai howai mujhai galiyan dai rahai thai
Shohor (Husband): Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai
Biwi (Wife): Kiya ghalat fahmi how hai?
Shohor (Husband): Yahi kai mai soo raha thaa
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 831 views
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