A very emotional msg!
A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 788 views
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