A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 691 views

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..

Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?

Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

young person

A: Just look at that young person with the short
hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were
her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan lolxxxx

masjid mein elaan ho ra tha 1 bach mila hy jin ka hai aa k ly jain
1 pathan masjid gya or bola:hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hy????????

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)