Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.

Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga…..

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Full time masti

Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha

Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Agar Coconut tree par char ka

Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?
Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa To Doctor:

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is Breakup ??

What is Breakup,???

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"It is a matter of time when a Jaanu bec0mes Jaanwar n Cutie bec0mes Kutti.."Yay Tounge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)