The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

by lescol (few years ago!) / 881 views

Mr. See and Mr. Saw

Mr. See and Mr. Saw.

One day Mr. See saw sea & Mr. Saw didn’t see sea.

See saw sea & jumped in sea.

Saw didn’t see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw Saw in sea & Saw saw See in sea.

See Saw both saw sea & both Saw & See were happy to see sea.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”

Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta, teri mummi aaj itni

Papa: Beta, teri mummi aaj itni khamosh kaise?

Beta: Papa, mummy ne lipguard manga tha, mene fevicol pakda diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mil gaya oye

Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Funny Murgi

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”

ukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”

Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)