ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.

Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.

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