GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya Kh
GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya Khaali Bartan Me Spoon Firaane Laga..
Judge Ne Us Se Pucha-
Kya Bana Rahe Ho?
GOLU Bola- ULLU -SOHAIL
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