"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1520 views

Sardar

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?

Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.

Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A physics student

A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)