"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1237 views

Hum unke sath bohat

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Google khan

Teacher :tumhare abu ka naam kia hai?
Pathan:google khan
Teachar :ye kia naam hai
Pathan:hum jahan bi ho wo humen dhondh leta hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar : Cant You Read The Board Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan aur sardar

PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)