1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..

Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?

Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

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