1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
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