Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya

Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:

Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?

Pathan:
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 524 views
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