Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya
Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?
Pathan:
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.
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 565 views
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