My girlfriend left me
boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture
of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 784 views
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Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P
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