Ek sardar eurup gaya

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka
aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow
nai sunai.. =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 544 views
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