hai hai ye larkian
1st grl: aaj kal k ladkon ka koi bharosa nahi, mai to ab uska munh bhi nhi dekhungi…
2nd Grl: kyu kya hua? tumne use kisi 0r ldki k sath dekh liYa kya?
1st girl: Nhi, usne mujhe kisi aur ladke k sath dekh liya hai.
Jabki kal wo kah raha tha ki wo Out of city ja raha hai…Jhuta, dhokebaaz, farebi, hunh…
by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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