Beta(Kanjus Pita se):

Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.

Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj

Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views
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