Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.

Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj

Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1156 views

A molvi went to Zardari

A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.

Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WEDDING RING!

 Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Agar Himat Hai

SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?

SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao

GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Carburetor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.
"I think there's water in the carburettor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully.
"You don't even know what the carburettor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure
there's water in the carburettor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it
out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)