Santa drawing money for atm

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views
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