Hamara dog football khelta hai
USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).
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