Larki ek asi paheli

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri
saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole ‘Darling,how ru?’
Na karo to bole ‘Brother,who ru?’

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 578 views
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