My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views

Bura Khwab Tha

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Bht Bura Khwab Tha

A Prwrdigar
Hmare Gnah Maf Frma

Khwb Me Dekha K 100 K load P 10 Rupy Ay Hen

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:

Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai? Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi! Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Will this bus take me to jalandher

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of
cours

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mehsoos karo

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)