My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<
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O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum shadi shuda ho?

Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teri bhen da khasam

1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke

Ek Ladki Ne Ghar Se Bhaag Ke Shaadi Kar Li.

Do Din Baad Wo Rote-Rote Ghar Waapis Aayi.

Baap Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Puchha

Baap: “Ab Kyun Aayi Ho Yahaan?”

Ladki Rote Hue Boli: “Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla, Iphone Bhi China Wala Nikla“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sachha Deshbhakt

School Mein Ek Sir Bahut Hi Desh Bhakat Tha, Ek Din Class Mein Bachcho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Sir: “Bachcho Kasam Khao Kabhi Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Piyoge, Non Veg Nahi Khaoge.”

Bachche: “Nahi Khayenge Sir”
Sir: “Kabhi Ladkiyon Ko Nahi Chhedoge”

Bachche: “Alright Sir!”
Sir: “Jua Nahi Kheloge”

Bachche: “Ok! Sir”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)