Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1075 views
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Guess…
Guess
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