Biwiya Sharab Se Nafrat Kyun Karti Hai?
Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ke Pass Unka Ek Shabari Bhkat Pareshan Halat Mein Jata Hai Aur Puucha Hai.
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Baba Ji Ne Uski Taraf Dekha, Muskuraye Aur Bole.
Baba Ji: “Kyun Ki Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata Hai, Jo Ki Vo Nahi Chahti“
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