Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday?

Son :Not Much Dad
Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Larki ka kuch bhrosa nai

Teacher:tum sub ne body guard filam dekh kar kia sekha?

Bache :yahi k larkiun ka koi bharosa nai wo to secuirty guard se bi set ho sakti hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bahut garmi hai yaar

When someone says bahut garmi hai yaar

hand them a packet of lays and say

Lo hawa kha lo :D :D :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sabse maasum dhamki

Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy
ko jaga dunga.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakitani Police

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bhikhari In Bombay

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)