Goal is main nahi

2 Sardar Watchng Match Whem Dhoni Hits A Bndary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar Hi Rhega
Goal Isme Nhi Cricket Mein Hota Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 582 views
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