Santa: Raat film main ek chudail
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1417 views
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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Punjabi shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: Kab tak bajaana hai?
Host: 8-10 peg tak baja lo, uske baad to ye sab generator ki aawaz par bhi naach lenge!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail
batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,
then touches her earlobe and says here, then
touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai,
teri finger mien dard hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikhari: Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Bachcha?
Chintu: Ganit Ke Master Sahab Bagal Me Hain, Unhi Se Poochh Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
"What was all that about?" He replied,
"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015…
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Petrol Loans available here
CNG & LPG is also available
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nger,
Ne@r Hotel M@n@ger L!PS,
M@n@ger K!$$e$ E@CH F!nger,
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G!RL :- Tell Your BO$$ There !$,,,,,
:”:”:”:”:”: NO T!$$UE P@per !n YOUR TO!LET
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)