“I MISS YOU”

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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,

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” I MR YOU “

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 525 views

Chala ja msg tu banke

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab. Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona
udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge
janab .

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bure Waqt Mein Jarur Madad Karo

Ek Raat Do Baje Bahut Tez Baarish Ho Rahi Thi,

Santa Ne Ek Aadmi Ke Ghar Ki Bell Bajai Aur Puchha,

Santa: “Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please”

Aadmi Neend Mein Tha Isliye Mana Kar Diya Aur Andar Aa Gaya,

Par Fir Use Ehsas Hua Ki Kabhi Wo Khud Barish Mein Fas Jaye Aur Koi Uski Madad Na Kare To?

Wo Utha Bahar Jaa Ke Bola: “Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakka Chahiye?”

Santa Ki Awaaz Aayi: “Haan”
Aadmi: “Theek Hai Par Tum Ho Kahaan?”

Santa: “Yahaan Garden Mein Jhule Par“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Yar Ki Shadi Thhi?

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Thha.

Santa: “Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khatt Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?”

Banta: “Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khatt Mila Hi Nahi.”

Santa: “Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Modern world-Ek aadmi ka

Modern world-Ek aadmi ka Ye Sun Kar Heart fail Ho Gaya Jab uski Kaam Waali Baai Ne Kaha, Sahab!Orkut Pe Mujhe Bhi Add Karlo;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladkiya Apni Umar Kam Kaise Kare?

Pappu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne Aur Puchha.

Ladki: “Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?”

Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De, Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)