Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:
Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar lete aana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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