Bus Stand in Lahore
At a bus stand in Lahore,
An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:
How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.
Rs. 150/-:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 857 views
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