The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 943 views

mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee

Aik pathan ne apne dost se kaha
Aaj main tumhari bewi ko dekha thaWoh bohat udaas or ghamgeen thi or khamoosh bethi thi

Oss ke dost ne taajub se dekha or phir bare itminan se kaha
Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Singer

The Singer Boy friend: You really sing very well.

Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer!

Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing together!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhigoge agar barish mein to

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi
hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)