The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 628 views

bhagwan ka shukar hai ki

Santa: bhagwan ka shukar hai ki India 14th August ko aazad nahi hua..
Banta: Kyun??
Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise manaate ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald . . . ?

Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It . . . ? ;)

Boy: No, Because It’s Greasy N Fat . . . ;P ;D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya

Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:

Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:

teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua 3rd tori

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nepali: Uuu shab ji

Nepali: Uuu shab ji ye sham singh ka mobile kahan milega?

Salesman- Pta nahi.
Nepali: address to isi shop ka hai.

Salesman: abey ye sham singh nai SamSung Hai.(Jas)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)