The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 572 views

Police

Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Sh

Warning To Shoplifters: Anyone Caught Shoplifting Will Be Beaten, Gagged, Whipped And Tortured. Any Survivors Will Be Prosecuted To The Full Extent Of The Law.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

wife going to usa

Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl Wife returns from USA

Husband: where’s my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

miser:i have to buy a new comb

miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley

friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.

friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kal meri shadi hai

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baniya Log Akhir Itne Paisi Kyu Bacahte Hai?

Muftimal Baniya Apne Antim Samaye Par Apni Patni Ko Bulata Hai.

Muftimal: “Sunti Ho Tum Kaha Ho?”

Patni Daudi Chali Aayi Aur Boli: “Haan Ji, Main Yahaan Hoon”
Muftimal: “Mera Beta Aur Beti Kahaan Hai?”

Bache Bhi Muftimal Ke Paas Aaye Aur Bole.

Bache: “Ji Papa, Hum Bhi Yahi Hai”

Muftimal Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Bola

Muftimal: “Jab Tum Sab Idhar Ho To Phir Sath Wale Kamre Ka Pankha Kyun Chal Raha Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)