Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 839 views

Pathan Bomb Blast

1 Jaga Bomb Blast K Bad 1 Admi Chila Raha Tha: “O God! Mera Hath Urh Gaya”

Pathan: Hoasla Karo
Mat Roo, Daikho Us Aadmi
Ka Sar Urh Gaya Hai, Wo B To Chup Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jhoot nehin bolna

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.

GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."

CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."

MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai

RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
Grl-Choro na

RAAZ-Tumhare bal ktne khubsurat hai

Grl-Choro na,Aap B
RAAZ-Itne der se chor hi rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)