TOTA BOLA,
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.
Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?
TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1862 views
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