TOTA BOLA,

Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 937 views
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