Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 930 views

Line Maarti hai

1 Nursery class ka bacha bola:
Miss main aapko kesa lagta hon?

Miss: So Sweet..

Bacha apny side k larky se aankh maar kar bola:
Maine kaha tha na Line Maarti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

B.A

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ab bhago

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.

*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.
"FÄRÄZ".
Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag
gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k
12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main
Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)