Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

‘Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga’

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views

Saas vs damadh

Aik admi (apni saas se):ap ki beti me kuch aqal ki kami hai,;->
saas: han beta isi waja se to ise koi acha larka nai mila

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ye building kitne din mai

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sense

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!)

an astronomer was watching

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu ki party

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter
naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha
tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey
bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)