A blonde is missing for three days. Her husband is very worried and searches for her everywhere, calls the cops, but nothing turns up. On the third day the blonde shows up at home and her husband opens his eyes widely and looks at her in disbelief. He starts talking to her:
- Where have you been!? We've been looking everywhere for you!

- I was kidnapped, and they kept me for a week!

- Wait, you've only gone for three days!

- I know silly, but I have to go back for another four!

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 1785 views

Indian: Hamare pass

Indian: Hamare pass Kanjar hein, Kutte hein, Soowar hein,

Tumhare pass kya hai?

Pakistani: Tum hamara muqabla kabhie nahi kar sakte,

Hamare pass ZARDARI hai…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha

Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”

Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”

Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”

Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dada and Dadi

Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Dadi sharmaty howe boli:
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Ammi ne jane nai diya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Traffic police:u r accused

traffic police:u r accused of driving the wrong way up a one-way street. men:but,sir,i was going one way only.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)