Good news
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us," she replied
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 989 views
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