The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 694 views

Button dabana band ker

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A good teacher

A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard, But d best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shouts:

Oye nlayko,flying aa gyi.Parchiya kha jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha. Molvi sahb apki fees
Molvi. Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya
Molvi. Ama miya baki paise to le jao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den

Bacha: Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den;

Baap: Beta Khuda ne yeh du tangain kiun dee hain? ;

Bacha: Aik kick marne ke leye, aur doosri gear dalney ke leye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sun vs Moon

Once there was a debate between two countries, USA and China, one thousand years ago.

Ten distinguished people from each country met in the Himalayas for the debate. The debate was on who was most important - the sun or the moon. Each side presented their arguments and counter-arguments for days but they could not settle.

Finally on the 11th day the Americans defeated the Chinese in the debate and concluded that it was the moon which was more important than the sun, "because the moon gives us light in the night when it is dark, but sun gives us light in the day-when it is not necessary!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)