The newly wed wife said to her husband when he
returned from work, "I have great news for you.
Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and
kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest
man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us," she replied

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1369 views

aansu me kyafark hai?

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere mrne ke baad tumhe

Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.

Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:

Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bekaar hi shak

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar
rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd
nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe
1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil
rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)