GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?

GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 647 views
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