GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"
Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."
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sponsered by
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ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
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