2 MEN TALKING
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 781 views
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