Married stop smokng.
Girl:If v gt married stop smokng.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
Girl:-Wht else cn u leav??
Boy:-D idea of marryng u!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 689 views
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