A young girl married an old rich man!

A young girl married an old rich man!
Neighbor asks the girl: Tumne insmein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 721 views
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