Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 811 views

Santa: Mere Pass

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

cozn

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya

Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P

Banti ne hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha” :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Aur

Sochte-Sochte Mar Gaya,

Ke Agar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To Mere 2 Kyun Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)