Daal suppose ki hai

Sardar g khali palate me roti duba duba k kha rahe the

dost:ye tm kia kar rahe ho?

Sardar:me mathematician hun ,me ne daal suppose ki huwi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 784 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Pathan ka number badlna

Pathan ko koi phone pe tang karta tha aik din pathan ne aik new sim li aur us ko phone kia ab me ne wo sim band kar di hai ab tera baap bi mujhe tang nai kar sakta

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 horror movie dekhi

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi, 1
chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aik suit

Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi Parso Hi Tu…

B.V Chil’la K Kia Kaha? Kia Parso? Bolo? Kia Kaha Tm Ny? Kia Parso? Bolo? Jaldi Bolo? =X

Husband (Aajizi Se) Kuch Nahi Begam Main Tu Ye Keh Raha Tha K Parso B Ek Hi Suit Laye Thi Aaj 2 Le Laiti Na …

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife to Santa

Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”

Santa points towards their five children and says“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Larki Se

Ek Pathan… Larki Say Hum Say Shadi Karo Tum Ko Sawab Milay Ga..

Larki: Woh Kaisay?

Pathan: Hamari Shadi Hogi Bacha
Hoga, Bache Ka Name Sawab Khan Rakhenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha

1 Aadmi ne 1 Udas Pathan se Pocha: Khan Sahab tum Q Udas ho?

Pathan: Aaj Hum ko N.W.F.P ka Matlab Pata Chal Gaya

Admi: Wo Kya?

Pathan: "No Women For Pathan".

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:Jurmana mafi

Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..

Sardar:Jurmana kina a?

Teacher:5 rupay.

Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge Sardar Se

Judge: Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do

Sardar: Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga

Judge: Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy

Srdar: Chashma Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Call Mat Karna

heater.

Japan mein 2 dost thy

Pathan

Baba ranchoddas said

Sar dard ki goli

Dahi ki english btao

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthda..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook