ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta

ek sonar apnay kaam main masroof ta
k ek admi nay os say pucha
" bahi sahab yahan kia forokht hota hay?"
sonar nay ghusay say kaha,"
yahan gadhay(donkey) forokht hotay hain".
to admi nay kaha,"ap akailay rah gaey hian ya aor b koi hay."

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