Parhai main magan
Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala
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