Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 623 views

Sardar vs dost

Sardar:aik din mujhe bahut gussa aya aur me ne zor se dewar pe laat mari aur wo toot gai.
Dost:aby jhoot mat bol
sardar:dewar nai meri laat toot gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Police ko nai btaya

Police:teri bv gum howi to tm ne police ko kiun nai btaya?
Sardar:o g pehlay bike chori howi thi to police ne 20 din chala k wapas ki thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

ek padri dosre se

Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,

Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Blue dant

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo

Kal milli wo mujh se sham k waqt,

Bujhi Bujhi Si,

Jhuki Jhuki Si,

Udasion me rachi basi si,

Jo mene pochha udas Q ho?

Itni pareshan Q ho?

Jhuka K palken,

Chhupa K Chehra,

Galey se lag K,

,

RoRo k thak k,

Lagi wo kehne,

Itna Romentic SMS likha tha tum ko,

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo ……:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)