Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. 

Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 921 views

Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai

Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do”

Dukandar: “Ye Lijiye Shisha”
Santa: “Guarntee To Hai Na”

Dukandar: “Pure 99% Ki”
Santa: “Matlab?”

Dukandar: “Agar Aap 100 Feet Se Giraoge To 99 Feet Tak Nahi Tootega”

Santa: “Ohh To Fir Jaldi Se Pack Kar Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath

Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi

Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.

Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,

Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,

Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,

Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”

Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided
"LADIES FIRST" :-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me

Laloo's Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

Funny Laloo: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)