1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha
1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha
Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai……??
Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai
Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya
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