Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25

Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?

Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views

Pathan Ko Ek Bandar

Pathan Ko Ek Bandar Mila Wo Usse Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Le Jao”

Agle Din Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar Ke Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha.

Inspector: “Isse Zoo Nahin Le Kar Gaye?”

Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Kal Main Isse Zoo Le Gaya Tha, Bada Maza Aaya, Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhne Ja Rahe Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.

Ladki: “Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par
Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Ques: What is common in Air and Students?
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Answer: Both turn the pages of book without reading

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?

Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?

Bacha: Choha
Teacher: Wo Kese?

Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen,
Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain

Aur Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan on cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)