Woman: I was in a very
Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25
Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?
Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views
Similar Jokes
Wife:
Aap Bohat Mote Ho Gaye Ho,
Sardar:
Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Hogayi Ho,
Wife:
Buddhu Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon,
Sardar:
Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 Idiots Best Line –
Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
KHAN Ne 1 Bacha Agwa kia
Or Sticker Pe Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
"10 Laakh KaL Subah PuL K Neeche Pohncha Do"
Or Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia.
Dosre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gaya Tu
Use Paise MiL Gye
Or
Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasm
Paise Ka Gham Ni,
Gham Is Baat Ka
Hai K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Loota
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life.
Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.
Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.
Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi j
by HAQ (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad
Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?
Papa: NAhi Beta
Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife:Why are you back home so early?
Husband: At office
boss told me "Go to Hell..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)