Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai.
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