Do memon hotel mein

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?

Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 707 views
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