Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?

Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1064 views

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo

Kal milli wo mujh se sham k waqt,

Bujhi Bujhi Si,

Jhuki Jhuki Si,

Udasion me rachi basi si,

Jo mene pochha udas Q ho?

Itni pareshan Q ho?

Jhuka K palken,

Chhupa K Chehra,

Galey se lag K,

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RoRo k thak k,

Lagi wo kehne,

Itna Romentic SMS likha tha tum ko,

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo ……:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon

aor koi aa kar kahe..China Hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cross Kr lo Gy

1.Chunti Hathi K OOpr Beth Kr Ja Rhi tHi

Rasty Me Kacha Pull aaGya
Usko Dekh K Chunti Boli..
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Janu Cross Kr lo Gy Ya Utron;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How woman calls their husband in

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O Ge
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)