Agar tumhara sms nahi aya

Girl: Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi
Boy: Sach?

Girl: Haa, Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views
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