Santa Watches Less T.V -
While visiting Santa's house,
Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.
Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.
Banta Asked why the Small one was There.
Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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