Aik dewar pe lika tha
Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy
Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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