main pee kr nahin behktaa
Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?
Ammi ka jawab :
Sharab Haram he, aur wo
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