Sardar
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi Sardar 250
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,
Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?
Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.
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